Sunday, May 20, 2007

Homework

Homework is officially the lamest thing on the planet.
I used to like writing essays
I know that makes me a nerd
but
Now they are so o v e r d o n e....

I just want to be done I want it to be summer.

I am SOO excited for summer
I'm gonna hit a couple of concerts
Maybe take a road trip to SaCrAmEnTo
Sweet

Well... thanks for reading.. if you did

>3
i GRE2ATER THAN THREE everyone

cuz it's cooler than less than.

-Stcrx

Sunday, April 1, 2007

Saturday, March 31, 2007

If clothes hangers could talk

If clothes hangers could talk, what would they say? Would they be angry that they didn't ever get to be anywhere but hanging on a pole, or skewed about on the ground? If the clothes could talk back, would they brag about what they saw today?

Girl shirt: "Oh my god today this guy totally stared at my boobs"

Hanger: "You don't have boobs. Stacy has boobs."

Girl shirt: "OH yeah? And what COVERS Stacy's boobs then? Honestly you are so jealous."

Hanger: "A peice of fabric covers Stacy'd boobs, actually. A bra, actually, then you cover it."

Girl shirt: "Well I NEVER! You inconsiderate prick?! And what part of me? My boobs. Thank you. Anyhow, he was checkin on my logo, then out of the blue he goes 'nice shirt!!'"

Hanger: "Well I think he was probably more trying to impress the girl."

Girl shirt: "How could that impress the girl? I'm low cut! She'd be offended. He was totally tryin to impress me. A human. Can you imagine?"


...I really don't know where this is going, but the conversations between shirt and coat hanger would be amazing!

Bye!

<3 Logic's Enemy

Illogical Logic

Hey. My name is Stacy, and I'm a writer. I'm actually a lot more than a writer but writing is what i will do for you. So, please add me to your favorites because you are bout to go on a bumpy ride of random illogical sensible nonsense that will make you laugh, maybe, or maybe make you hate me.

I don't care either way.

Let's get the show on the road, now, shall we?