If clothes hangers could talk

If clothes hangers could talk, what would they say? Would they be angry that they didn't ever get to be anywhere but hanging on a pole, or skewed about on the ground? If the clothes could talk back, would they brag about what they saw today?

Girl shirt: "Oh my god today this guy totally stared at my boobs"

Hanger: "You don't have boobs. Stacy has boobs."

Girl shirt: "OH yeah? And what COVERS Stacy's boobs then? Honestly you are so jealous."

Hanger: "A peice of fabric covers Stacy'd boobs, actually. A bra, actually, then you cover it."

Girl shirt: "Well I NEVER! You inconsiderate prick?! And what part of me? My boobs. Thank you. Anyhow, he was checkin on my logo, then out of the blue he goes 'nice shirt!!'"

Hanger: "Well I think he was probably more trying to impress the girl."

Girl shirt: "How could that impress the girl? I'm low cut! She'd be offended. He was totally tryin to impress me. A human. Can you imagine?"


...I really don't know where this is going, but the conversations between shirt and coat hanger would be amazing!

Bye!

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Illogical Logic

Hey. My name is Stacy, and I'm a writer. I'm actually a lot more than a writer but writing is what i will do for you. So, please add me to your favorites because you are bout to go on a bumpy ride of random illogical sensible nonsense that will make you laugh, maybe, or maybe make you hate me.

I don't care either way.

Let's get the show on the road, now, shall we?